biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room